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Drink: Sweet Potato, Banana and Strawberry Serum

The plump little fat kids have returned from their summertime adventure at weight loss camp and, thankfully, the regimen didn’t work. Florida’s strawberries are bigger, plumper and more out of shape than ever. This means that the next few weeks are going to be filled with gorging on anything (and everything) that mingles nicely with  one of nature’s fattest berries. Now I’m a morning smoothie kind […]

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Food Flavored Artist: You Spin Me Round by Caffeine

Caffeine was a pop-punk band from London that was possibly poised to hit it big around the turn of the century. They were spending their nights grabbing the fattest asses and hanging out in the swankiest clubs with the likes of The Offspring, AFI, Rancid and Blink 182. By morning, these guys were high tailing it out of town leaving a trail of destruction (and […]

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Food Pairing 101: What Goes Well With Chickpea and Dumpling Stew?

For years I was dating this girl who, how should I put this nicely, was very plain looking. Nothing stood out about her except that she had an amazing ability to absolutely disappear in a crowd. On at least a half dozen occasions I had to page her in Wal-Mart when I was ready to leave.  The two of us had a decent time together. We […]

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Where We Eat: Cafe Hey

Cafe Hey is the restaurant version of Pretty in Pink. It is my Andie Walsh. Inside the little shack, located right near 275 in West Tampa, a bevy of vegan coffee, baked goods, soups, salads, vegan sandwiches and breakfast items are slung together with ease. The restaurant walls are made of exposed brick that is worn and faded from years of sun exposure. These walls […]

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Listen: Cable Access Hangovers from The Go! Team, The Night VI and La Bete Blooms

You really want to accessorize your granola? Try sweetening it with a little bit of: Lasers through tracing paper, orange tone oscillations, cable access hangover, a K-tel dream sequence, a haunted vision mixer, station wagon-core, straight to video, something in the fog, fluff on the needle, chromakey constellations, a hovercraft on the fret board, faxing a car alarm, a Morse code pep talk, etch a […]

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Cook: Peanut Butter Granola

Let me be the absolute last person on earth to say, welcome to 2015 buddy. Now that we have that out of the way, let’s talk about the fashionista that lives on the top floor of your apartment building.I’m not talking about the lady who looks and sounds like a man, has a little dog and yells smoke tinged curses out the window that are so inappropriate […]

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Merry Listmas 2014: The Food

Before the calendar turns to 2015, let’s reminisce about the finer things that food in 2014 had to offer (click on the picture for recipes and blog posts). Favorite Sandwiches:                   Main Attractions               Favorite Pasta Recipes             Favorite Bread Recipes             Favorite Sides […]

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Merry Listmas 2014: The Music

I’ve heard it breathed rather tritely so many times that I almost began believing it: “Punk’s dead, you know.” Maybe they are right. Maybe the punk of the 80’s is long dead and gone. Maybe even 90’s punk, despite the fact that a few bands continue to tour and record and pretend that nothing has changed since they first hit the scene, needs to recognize […]

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Click: Facebook Firings, The Media’s Obsession with Toddler Diets, Meat free Sushi Shops, Vegan Cookie and Milk Combos for Santa and Other Ideas That Resonated With Me This Week

What if Santa’s a Vegan? What if you want to go on a cruise but don’t do the dairy thing? What if Dr. Dog covered Architecture in Helsinki? These were just a few questions that were answered via the internet this week. Here’s some more: Happenings: Toddler Dies from a Staph Infection, Not His Vegan Diet Veganuary Calls for Carnivores to Switch to a Vegan […]

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