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Four for the Fourth: The Tiki Terrier with Disco Fries, Beautiful Small Machines, Cold Beer & Broads and Creo

I’ve often wondered why the ladies haven’t come back with their own version of “Girls Gone Wild” to show that this conversation doesn’t have to be one sided. While perusing through the EBAY porn section last weekend, I thought I had finally found their response. Seems Holly Schmidt and Allan Penn, who I assumed were top notch wiener movie directors, had filmed a production called “Wieners Gone […]

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Cook: Tomato, Gomasio and Arugula Mayo on Cibatta (AKA The Fine Art Sandwich)

Last weekend I opened my refrigerator and broke down crying. It was an absolute mess. My greatest piece of art, my life’s work, my version of the Mona Lisa was teetering on the edge of complete and utter ruin. Right then and there I took it upon myself to do something drastic. I began throwing out condiments. Anything over a year old hit the garbage can. […]

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Click: “Vegan” Parenting Gets a Bad Rap, Cronuts, Chicken and Waffle Dairy Free Donuts, Boxed Wine Leads to Remission and Other Things That Caught My Eye This Week

With all the moving and soccer and goodbye dinners, I still found time to enjoy a bit of this: Recipes 27 Vegan Pizzas to blow your mind (One Green Planet) Vegan Steak Sandwich (One Green Planet) Sesame Seed Bacon (Vegan Crunk) Strawberry Rhubarb Shortcake (Vegan Dad) Mixed Berry Crisp (the Chubby Vegetarian) *includes honey Vegan Cronuts (40 Aprons) Double Chocolate Cherry Chunk Bars (Blissful Basil) […]

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Where We Eat: Cigar City Brewpub

Every day after I’m done teaching I load onto a bus with six other raucous kids and am transported over to a martial arts practice center. Here I am part of a jujitsu group. I am the lowest member on the totem pole. There are kindergarten kids who can jui-jitsu better than me. This weekend we had a competition. Afterwards our best jui-jitsuer, Cassie, her friend […]

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Food Flavored Album Review: Little Daylight’s Hello Memory

When I sit back and listen to Little Daylight’s debut full length Hello Memory (Capitol Records), I immediately start craving a Kung Pao Tofu Slider. This is not your Uncle Larry’s slapped together peanut butter and jelly on stale white bread horror show of a sandwich. The Kung Pao Tofu is the type of sandwich that makes your taste buds dance and twirl and cry out for more, long after […]

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Cook: Portobello, Caramelized Onions and Garbanzo Fritters in a Pita

This is the story of two plumbers who will forever be linked in plumbing lore. Their connection to each other runs so much deeper than just their ability to fix a sink or unclog a toilet. Our story begins worlds apart, one in the remote Alaskan bush and the other in the hippy dippy eccentric district of Asheville, North Carolina. In the early 1950s, Steve […]

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Food Flavored Song: “Sloppy Joes” by VOMITFACE

There is no greater pairing in the history of the world than a nice sloppy joe with a face full of vomit. At least that is what VOMITFACE will have you believe. After all, their new single “Sloppy Joes” evokes just this type of feeling. To make it worse, they grunge drop some lyrics about salmonella and toxicosis. Thankfully the song is nice enough to […]

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Click: Bowling for Rhinos, Vegan Prophylactics, Deckchairs on the Moon, Rocket Hummus and Other Things That Caught My Eye This Past Week

Running a bit behind schedule (that’s what traveling around the world via one gigantic pub will do to you). Here is what I noticed over the past 14 days: Recipes Rocket Hummus from Tinned Tomatoes Sweet Potato Tots  from Your Vegan Mom Charred Carrot Hot Dogs from the Chubby Vegetarian Gluten Free Buckwheat Crepes from Sweet Potato Soul Chocolate Truffle Cake (almost vegan) from the […]

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Where We Eat: Caribbean Crown and Pujol

My wife’s boss has been harping on me, through her, for years about eating Jamaican food. He insisted that I give it a try. I have largely ignored his suggestions, namely because the one time I had Jamaican food was at this “fast food” type shack that played loud reggae music. I found the food to be too sweet and boring. I changed my tune a bit […]

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